Week #2: Contest = Booya

Well, the adventure continues. Week 2 brings us some photoshop commentary by your favorite jean wearing, ass kicking, women getting, son of an AK-47, a movie review, and to end it all off, a contest! Let's get started eh cowboys?
2 photoshops coming in this week. The first was suggested by Cale Swagner. He needs a new nick-name. Cale Poliwagner should do just fine. Don't get that? Then what the hell were you doing during the 90's? Just look at this. It shows a picture of me sky diving. And to answer your next question....yes.
Moving on we have a picture of me and my "clone". A funny story comes with that actually. I didn't have the technology to actually create another form of life. So I just took the next obvious solution, surgically attach my face to someone else's in my class. Joe Gremel was the obvious choice. Plus then we wouldn't have to look at his ugly mug anymore. I was doing everyone a favor. More Nathan, more problems solved, more money, more women. Originally he didn't like the idea. But after some convincing via Chloroform he was begging to have the procedure done. We were going to pull the ultimate crime at the Omaha Zoo, steal the "Desert Dome". They had recently put in that ski lift piece of s*** so we decided to give it a whirl before we pilfered the home of many dangerous desert animals. Little did we know they took pictures of all the people on the lift, so we had to call off the plan because we were so ashamed to have our picture taken together on a ski lift. Because we're not gay.
Alrighty, next we have Sors' Movie Review Time of Criticism. This week Prometheus. My verdict...it was pretty neat. The guy with the mohawk was effed from the get-go, and so was the biologist (damn hippie had it coming). I won't get too much into it because I don't want to spoil it for people who may not have seen it. In all, I'll give it 4 out of 5 pairs of glasses, (haters gonna hate the way I rate).
New thing! Contest time! A Grey Hanes T-shirt, signed by me, Nathan Sorsen, will be given to whoever can draw the best/funniest picture of Nathan Sorsen. Entries will not be judged on artistic ability, just hilariousity and how accurate it depicts me, Nathan Sorsen. Just post a picture to the Facebook wall, that way, even if you don't get picked others can see your picture. And for God's sake keep it PG-13. Entries will be due by next Friday (June 22). The winner will be contacted and it will be arranged how you will get your prize that way. Good Luck to everyone!

-Love
Sorsy Horse